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you forgot gunt.Originally posted by snaw View PostAnd the there is the muffin top - jeans that are too tight at the waist on fat chicks.
Or the whale's tail : the bit of a g-string on a girl that shows above the surface ...
And finally there is ther tramp stamp - think gils with a tattoo on their back, just above the ass (I like em personally).
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Originally posted by Diver View PostThey don't want to give our more rambunctious members ammunition to hurl at the poor innocent soul's
soul's
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And the there is the muffin top - jeans that are too tight at the waist on fat chicks.
Or the whale's tail : the bit of a g-string on a girl that shows above the surface ...
And finally there is ther tramp stamp - think gils with a tattoo on their back, just above the ass (I like em personally).
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Originally posted by richard-af View PostSweating like an Alsation in a Chinese kitchen.
was thinking of a chinese takeaway this evening!
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Around about 5220 odd posts ago wendigo you would've been going through a vetting stage by the forum moderator...I have to wait for the admin to read my posts before it is deemed acceptable to be made public.Originally posted by wendigo100 View PostDefinitely something fishy.
Or lizardy...
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More nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
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About as subtle as a flying sledgehammer
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Definitely something fishy.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostBut he's showing 1 post and there's another here:
http://forums.contractoruk.com/techn...tml#post293910
What's going on?
Or lizardy...
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But he's showing 1 post and there's another here:Originally posted by wendigo100 View PostYour first post - you registered just to tell us that?
http://forums.contractoruk.com/techn...tml#post293910
What's going on? Note to self - find a contract quick and stop bothering about things like this.
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