Favourite Phrases

**cojak** · 25 August 2007, 15:37

Rude not to...

**Addanc** · 25 August 2007, 16:52

With reference to beards and moustaches:

I wouldn't have anything growing on my face, that grows wild around my @rse!

**sasguru** · 25 August 2007, 20:02

Originally posted by Addanc View Post

With reference to beards and moustaches:

I wouldn't have anything growing on my face, that grows wild around my @rse!

Dangleberries?

**Churchill** · 26 August 2007, 07:28

Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post

So was mine. As someone who used to live in Norfolk, I get very sensitive...

How many fingers have you got on each hand?

**EternalOptimist** · 26 August 2007, 08:55

'She is a right Kronenburg'

18 from the back, 64 from the front

**barely_pointless** · 27 August 2007, 04:18

"as easy as shi**ng in bed and kicking it out with your feet"

**Diver** · 27 August 2007, 05:03

I'm sure this bit went here somewhere

**Churchill** · 27 August 2007, 07:11

"Come here while I hit you!"

Yeah, right, like that's gonna happen!

**FGB** · 27 August 2007, 21:18

When you have no friends what does one less matter?

**Colemanisor** · 28 August 2007, 10:16

Here's a seven-sided suppository - stick it in your @ss

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