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Around about 5220 odd posts ago wendigo you would've been going through a vetting stage by the forum moderator...I have to wait for the admin to read my posts before it is deemed acceptable to be made public.Originally posted by wendigo100 View PostDefinitely something fishy.
Or lizardy...
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She's an LRF, as in she's a low resolution fox - looks good from a distance, but up close ...
the lowest resolution foxes may even turn out to be men.Last edited by snaw; 29 August 2007, 17:04.Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
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Originally posted by richard-af View PostSweating like an Alsation in a Chinese kitchen.
was thinking of a chinese takeaway this evening!
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They don't want to give our more rambunctious members ammunition to hurl at the poor innocent soul'sOriginally posted by Old Greg View PostAnd you can't see the public profile of probationary forum members...
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And the there is the muffin top - jeans that are too tight at the waist on fat chicks.
Or the whale's tail : the bit of a g-string on a girl that shows above the surface ...
And finally there is ther tramp stamp - think gils with a tattoo on their back, just above the ass (I like em personally).Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
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Originally posted by Diver View PostThey don't want to give our more rambunctious members ammunition to hurl at the poor innocent soul's
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