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Gangs and justice?
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostHey Cassus, perhaps your sad little life will lighten up a little if you got a new bride. I've heard there's this hot bint from Mali who brings a dowry with her. Should suit you down to the ground.Comment
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Originally posted by Causus Deli View PostI am recently married fluffy, not just now thanks.
Mail order, no doubt. Did she cost much?Hard Brexit now!
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I think a barracks for 6 months learning to obey. Then try teaching them a few skills like fixing something, or growing something. Of course we wouldn't need all those unskilled immigrants once my regime is under way.Comment
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Anyway when we come to power this will be how it is. Any suggestions for better ideas gratefully received. Try using words rather than emoticons please.Comment
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Originally posted by Causus Deli View PostI think a barracks for 6 months learning to obey. Then try teaching them a few skills like fixing something, or growing something. Of course we wouldn't need all those unskilled immigrants once my regime is under way.Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostMail order, no doubt. Did she cost much?Comment
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Originally posted by Causus Deli View PostAnyway when we come to power this will be how it is. Any suggestions for better ideas gratefully received. Try using words rather than emoticons please.Comment
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