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I am recently married fluffy, not just now thanks.Originally posted by sasguru View PostHey Cassus, perhaps your sad little life will lighten up a little if you got a new bride. I've heard there's this hot bint from Mali who brings a dowry with her. Should suit you down to the ground.


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Originally posted by Causus Deli View PostI am recently married fluffy, not just now thanks.
Mail order, no doubt. Did she cost much?Hard Brexit now!
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I think a barracks for 6 months learning to obey. Then try teaching them a few skills like fixing something, or growing something. Of course we wouldn't need all those unskilled immigrants once my regime is under way.Comment
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Anyway when we come to power this will be how it is. Any suggestions for better ideas gratefully received. Try using words rather than emoticons please.Comment
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Mental, mental, chicken oriental.Originally posted by Causus Deli View PostI think a barracks for 6 months learning to obey. Then try teaching them a few skills like fixing something, or growing something. Of course we wouldn't need all those unskilled immigrants once my regime is under way.Comment
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She's gorgeous mate, send a stamped addressed envelope and you can drool by return of post. Oh forgot you were Gay someone told me.Originally posted by sasguru View PostMail order, no doubt. Did she cost much?Comment
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Who is 'we'? I think we should be told.Originally posted by Causus Deli View PostAnyway when we come to power this will be how it is. Any suggestions for better ideas gratefully received. Try using words rather than emoticons please.Comment
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