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    #41
    Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane
    No, you want to get him when he's by himself, without his mates around, that's when he's most weak. Didn't anyone ever tell you that about the school bully.
    Unfortunately not, that must be why I'm so scarred.

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      #42
      Encourage him to boast more and more. Keep feeding it. Then everyone else will hate him as well.

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        #43
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7mIAxaqMuU

        Try that - made me laugh anyway
        Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

        I preferred version 1!

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          #44
          Originally posted by Euro-commuter
          My God, the old ones are the best. We used to do the same with mainframe green screens: write a CLIST that pretends to be the TSO login but starts berating him for being an idiot when he tries to log in.

          Snappier and nastier was on CMS: update his PROFILE with the command LOGOFF.
          We used to do the same. On TSO and CMS, write an exec which displayed the logon screen and run it, trap their password and then logoff and then use their password and userid for nefarious doings....

          I still have a copy of the original XMAS TREE trojan horse which ran on VM back in the early 80's and caused what was then the Internet to seize up.
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #45
            Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane
            No, you want to get him when he's by himself, without his mates around, that's when he's most weak. Didn't anyone ever tell you that about the school bully.
            On the contrary, I was told to stand up to the school bully in front of his mates.

            The same principle as going for the gang leader. If you stand up to him, the rest of the gang will quietly melt away.
            Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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              #46
              Originally posted by Sysman
              On the contrary, I was told to stand up to the school bully in front of his mates.

              The same principle as going for the gang leader. If you stand up to him, the rest of the gang will quietly melt away.
              lol, oh dear. I take it you didn't go to a state school in South West London then

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                #47
                Originally posted by Moose423956
                He tells everyone he meets about his sexual conquests, his fast cars, his multiple properties, etc etc, and he's got the most annoying (loud) laugh you've ever heard. But he still lives with his mum.
                It's Threaded! Ask him if he's having tea with the King of Denmark tonight.
                I'm Spartacus.

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane
                  lol, oh dear. I take it you didn't go to a state school in South West London then
                  No, and good Uni too.

                  Oops.

                  Does that make me a toff then?

                  Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by Sysman
                    No, and good Uni too.

                    Oops.

                    Does that make me a toff then?

                    No, I went to a good Uni too, but what's that got to do with state school? You proved my point though, clueless about the ways of the street, you are indeed a toff

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane
                      No, I went to a good Uni too, but what's that got to do with state school? You proved my point though, clueless about the ways of the street, you are indeed a toff
                      I didn't go to a state school
                      Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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