Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane
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Encourage him to boast more and more. Keep feeding it. Then everyone else will hate him as well.Comment
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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Originally posted by Euro-commuterMy God, the old ones are the best. We used to do the same with mainframe green screens: write a CLIST that pretends to be the TSO login but starts berating him for being an idiot when he tries to log in.
Snappier and nastier was on CMS: update his PROFILE with the command LOGOFF.
I still have a copy of the original XMAS TREE trojan horse which ran on VM back in the early 80's and caused what was then the Internet to seize up.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by Charles Foster KaneNo, you want to get him when he's by himself, without his mates around, that's when he's most weak. Didn't anyone ever tell you that about the school bully.
The same principle as going for the gang leader. If you stand up to him, the rest of the gang will quietly melt away.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Originally posted by SysmanOn the contrary, I was told to stand up to the school bully in front of his mates.
The same principle as going for the gang leader. If you stand up to him, the rest of the gang will quietly melt away.Comment
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Originally posted by Moose423956He tells everyone he meets about his sexual conquests, his fast cars, his multiple properties, etc etc, and he's got the most annoying (loud) laugh you've ever heard. But he still lives with his mum.I'm Spartacus.Comment
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Originally posted by Charles Foster Kanelol, oh dear. I take it you didn't go to a state school in South West London then
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Does that make me a toff then?
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Originally posted by SysmanNo, and good Uni too.
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Does that make me a toff then?
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Originally posted by Charles Foster KaneNo, I went to a good Uni too, but what's that got to do with state school? You proved my point though, clueless about the ways of the street, you are indeed a toffBehold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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