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    #11
    Subscribe or register to a load of porn sites but use his email addresss

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      #12
      If he has a secretary or team leader.
      Send him a parcel addressed to his his name c/o his secretary.
      Be imaginitive with the contents of the parcel:
      Gimp outfit, incontentence pants etc....

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        #13
        Originally posted by crack_ho
        He is talking loud and saying nothing.
        If he is such a high flyer why does he need the sales job?
        because he's not a high flyer.
        All talk.

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          #14
          What does he sell?

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            #15
            Originally posted by thunderlizard
            What does he sell?
            IT support services.

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              #16
              Originally posted by Zippy
              Blimey Moose, do you really need some help?
              I'm not very imaginative when it comes to this sort of thing. I thought I'd tap the vast amount of wind-up experience here.

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                #17
                Originally posted by Moose423956
                IT support services.
                That's why he's such a tosser - all sales people are accomplished bu11sh1tters

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                  #18
                  IT support services

                  well that's easy. Pretend to be a massive new prospect and lead him slowly but surely out of his depth.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Moose423956
                    I'm not very imaginative when it comes to this sort of thing. I thought I'd tap the vast amount of wind-up experience here.
                    Oh, OK. How about telling everyone in the office what a lousy sh@g he is?

                    Maybe I need to think that one through .....
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                      #20
                      Originally posted by thunderlizard
                      well that's easy. Pretend to be a massive new prospect and lead him slowly but surely out of his depth.
                      Or give his number to every pimp you speak to
                      +50 Xeno Geek Points
                      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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