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If he has a secretary or team leader.
Send him a parcel addressed to his his name c/o his secretary.
Be imaginitive with the contents of the parcel:
Gimp outfit, incontentence pants etc....Comment
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because he's not a high flyer.Originally posted by crack_hoHe is talking loud and saying nothing.
If he is such a high flyer why does he need the sales job?
All talk.Comment
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I'm not very imaginative when it comes to this sort of thing. I thought I'd tap the vast amount of wind-up experience here.Originally posted by ZippyBlimey Moose, do you really need some help?Comment
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That's why he's such a tosser - all sales people are accomplished bu11sh1ttersOriginally posted by Moose423956IT support services.Comment
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IT support services
well that's easy. Pretend to be a massive new prospect and lead him slowly but surely out of his depth.Comment
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Oh, OK. How about telling everyone in the office what a lousy sh@g he is?Originally posted by Moose423956I'm not very imaginative when it comes to this sort of thing. I thought I'd tap the vast amount of wind-up experience here.
Maybe I need to think that one through .....+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Or give his number to every pimp you speak toOriginally posted by thunderlizardwell that's easy. Pretend to be a massive new prospect and lead him slowly but surely out of his depth.
+50 Xeno Geek Points
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