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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by Moose423956
    He's gone.
    I suspected that he might have been doing something involving noxious substances in there. According to my boss, it seems like my suspicions were probably correct.
    Another blow-in gone. Result!

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  • Moose423956
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    He's gone.

    One day last week he was in the gent's for ages, and one of the other sales guys had to force the door open to see if he was okay. When he came out he looked rough and went home, and I suspected that he might have been doing something involving noxious substances in there. According to my boss, it seems like my suspicions were probably correct.

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  • Charles Foster Kane
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    Originally posted by Sysman
    I didn't go to a state school
    Er, yeah, I gathered that. You are a bit nice but dim aren't you?

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane
    No, I went to a good Uni too, but what's that got to do with state school? You proved my point though, clueless about the ways of the street, you are indeed a toff
    I didn't go to a state school

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  • Charles Foster Kane
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    Originally posted by Sysman
    No, and good Uni too.

    Oops.

    Does that make me a toff then?

    No, I went to a good Uni too, but what's that got to do with state school? You proved my point though, clueless about the ways of the street, you are indeed a toff

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane
    lol, oh dear. I take it you didn't go to a state school in South West London then
    No, and good Uni too.

    Oops.

    Does that make me a toff then?

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  • Spartacus
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    Originally posted by Moose423956
    He tells everyone he meets about his sexual conquests, his fast cars, his multiple properties, etc etc, and he's got the most annoying (loud) laugh you've ever heard. But he still lives with his mum.
    It's Threaded! Ask him if he's having tea with the King of Denmark tonight.

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  • Charles Foster Kane
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    Originally posted by Sysman
    On the contrary, I was told to stand up to the school bully in front of his mates.

    The same principle as going for the gang leader. If you stand up to him, the rest of the gang will quietly melt away.
    lol, oh dear. I take it you didn't go to a state school in South West London then

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane
    No, you want to get him when he's by himself, without his mates around, that's when he's most weak. Didn't anyone ever tell you that about the school bully.
    On the contrary, I was told to stand up to the school bully in front of his mates.

    The same principle as going for the gang leader. If you stand up to him, the rest of the gang will quietly melt away.

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by Euro-commuter
    My God, the old ones are the best. We used to do the same with mainframe green screens: write a CLIST that pretends to be the TSO login but starts berating him for being an idiot when he tries to log in.

    Snappier and nastier was on CMS: update his PROFILE with the command LOGOFF.
    We used to do the same. On TSO and CMS, write an exec which displayed the logon screen and run it, trap their password and then logoff and then use their password and userid for nefarious doings....

    I still have a copy of the original XMAS TREE trojan horse which ran on VM back in the early 80's and caused what was then the Internet to seize up.

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  • BoredBloke
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7mIAxaqMuU

    Try that - made me laugh anyway

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  • Old Greg
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    Encourage him to boast more and more. Keep feeding it. Then everyone else will hate him as well.

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  • Red 7
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    Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane
    No, you want to get him when he's by himself, without his mates around, that's when he's most weak. Didn't anyone ever tell you that about the school bully.
    Unfortunately not, that must be why I'm so scarred.

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  • Charles Foster Kane
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    Originally posted by Red 7
    No cunning plan required....

    just go over and give him a good slapping in front of his girlfriends.

    You can always claim provocation when you're up in court for assualt.
    No, you want to get him when he's by himself, without his mates around, that's when he's most weak. Didn't anyone ever tell you that about the school bully.

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  • Red 7
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    No cunning plan required....

    just go over and give him a good slapping in front of his girlfriends.

    You can always claim provocation when you're up in court for assualt.

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