New Salesman

[Kyajae]

Subscribe or register to a load of porn sites but use his email addresss

[crack_ho]

If he has a secretary or team leader.
Send him a parcel addressed to his his name c/o his secretary.
Be imaginitive with the contents of the parcel:
Gimp outfit, incontentence pants etc....

[TheRightStuff]

He is talking loud and saying nothing.
If he is such a high flyer why does he need the sales job?

because he's not a high flyer.
All talk.

[thunderlizard]

What does he sell?

[Moose423956]

What does he sell?

IT support services.

[Moose423956]

Blimey Moose, do you really need some help?

I'm not very imaginative when it comes to this sort of thing. I thought I'd tap the vast amount of wind-up experience here.

[Kyajae]

IT support services.

That's why he's such a tosser - all sales people are accomplished bu11sh1tters

[thunderlizard]

IT support services

well that's easy. Pretend to be a massive new prospect and lead him slowly but surely out of his depth.

[Zippy]

I'm not very imaginative when it comes to this sort of thing. I thought I'd tap the vast amount of wind-up experience here.

Oh, OK. How about telling everyone in the office what a lousy sh@g he is?

Maybe I need to think that one through .....

[Zippy]

well that's easy. Pretend to be a massive new prospect and lead him slowly but surely out of his depth.

Or give his number to every pimp you speak to