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    I'm a bit blue today



    Anyone with news to cheer me up?

    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

    #2
    http://forums.contractoruk.com/thread19345.html

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      #3
      I've only got a week and a half of this crap left before holidays?



      Well, it cheered me up.
      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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        #4
        Wickes are selling DIY suicide kits at half-price this week. If you are not statisfied with the results, they will only refund you if you return it with the original packaging...
        Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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          #5
          Originally posted by cojak


          Anyone with news to cheer me up?


          hello...

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            #6
            Originally posted by el duder
            hello...
            Was that supposed to help?
            Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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              #7
              he did his bit..

              Thanks chaps.
              "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
              - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                #8
                Whats up honey? you ok?
                The pope is a tard.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by cojak


                  Anyone with news to cheer me up?

                  Only 3.4 days to the weekend.

                  Chin up girl.
                  +50 Xeno Geek Points
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                  As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                  Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                  CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                    #10
                    i had chocolate sponge with chocolate custard at lunch.

                    buy some chocolate custard on the way home. use it liberally!

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