Jam Spam
Thank you, Swamp Thing, you are a gent.
Yes, I shall certainly be making more next year. I have only a single jar left to last until then. Rationing may soon be making a comeback.
I may have to make some tangy ruby grapefruit marmalade or some lemon preserve to keep me going.
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Originally posted by Swamp ThingKramer, you need to try out some of LB's marmalade - it's top stuff.
LB: will you be making another batch next year?
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Originally posted by Lucifer BoxSorry to hear you are down in the dumps Cojak my dear. What you need is a slice of sourdough toast with some of my homemade marmalade liberally spread over it. That will pick you up in no time.
Yeah Cojak - get some of LB's tangy jam in your mouth...all your troubles will drift away...
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Kramer, you need to try out some of LB's marmalade - it's top stuff.
LB: will you be making another batch next year?
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Originally posted by Charles Foster KaneYou are Mr Kipling. I claim my exceedingly good cake.
he's just constantly spamming us with marmalade marketting!!
surely this kind of blatant misuse of the board should mean a banning!
Come on Scotty... sort this Jam pusher out!!
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Originally posted by Lucifer BoxSorry to hear you are down in the dumps Cojak my dear. What you need is a slice of sourdough toast with some of my homemade marmalade liberally spread over it. That will pick you up in no time.
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Originally posted by Lucifer BoxSorry to hear you are down in the dumps Cojak my dear. What you need is a slice of sourdough toast with some of my homemade marmalade liberally spread over it. That will pick you up in no time.
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Originally posted by Lucifer BoxI've been working on a secure site with no access to the outside world. All very hush, hush but highly lucrative.
you may have been kidnapped
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanLuci, where have you been?
You always brighten this place up with your presence.
I've been working on a secure site with no access to the outside world. All very hush, hush but highly lucrative.
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Originally posted by Lucifer BoxSorry to hear you are down in the dumps Cojak my dear. What you need is a slice of sourdough toast with some of my homemade marmalade liberally spread over it. That will pick you up in no time.
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Originally posted by Lucifer BoxSorry to hear you are down in the dumps Cojak my dear. What you need is a slice of sourdough toast with some of my homemade marmalade liberally spread over it. That will pick you up in no time.
You always brighten this place up with your presence.
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Originally posted by cojak
Anyone with news to cheer me up?
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Originally posted by SallyAnneDid we find out what was up with Cojak?
Are you alright lass?
Talk to us - we're all here for you honey x x x
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