Originally posted by Lucifer Box
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I'm a bit blue today
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Originally posted by Charles Foster KaneYou are Mr Kipling. I claim my exceedingly good cake.
he's just constantly spamming us with marmalade marketting!!
surely this kind of blatant misuse of the board should mean a banning!
Come on Scotty... sort this Jam pusher out!!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
SA - Is it like a dragons nostril?Comment
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Kramer, you need to try out some of LB's marmalade - it's top stuff.
LB: will you be making another batch next year?"My God, it's huge!!"Comment
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Originally posted by Lucifer BoxSorry to hear you are down in the dumps Cojak my dear. What you need is a slice of sourdough toast with some of my homemade marmalade liberally spread over it. That will pick you up in no time.
Yeah Cojak - get some of LB's tangy jam in your mouth...all your troubles will drift away...
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Originally posted by Swamp ThingKramer, you need to try out some of LB's marmalade - it's top stuff.
LB: will you be making another batch next year?Comment
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Jam Spam
Thank you, Swamp Thing, you are a gent.
Yes, I shall certainly be making more next year. I have only a single jar left to last until then. Rationing may soon be making a comeback.
I may have to make some tangy ruby grapefruit marmalade or some lemon preserve to keep me going.Comment
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