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Stupidest phrases ever

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    #11
    "Look, you know I'm a straight kind of guy..."

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      #12
      "No offence but..."

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        #13
        "...to be honest...[insert answer here]"

        like your a deceitful tw@t the rest of the time

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          #14
          "it's not you, it's me"

          "of cause I'll see you again"
          But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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            #15
            You will be laughing on the other side of your face in a minute...???????

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              #16
              Originally posted by Gibbon
              "it's not you, it's me"

              "of cause I'll see you again"
              course

              "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


              Thomas Jefferson

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                #17
                What are little girls made of? Sugar and spice, and everything nice, that’s what little girls are made of.

                If only...
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #18
                  i'm not being funny but......
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                  SA - Is it like a dragons nostril?

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                    #19
                    'Some of my best friends are gay, but...'
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                      #20
                      Cheap at half the price............well obviously!
                      Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                      I preferred version 1!

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