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Previously on "Stupidest phrases ever"

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  • Let-Me-In
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    Originally posted by Gibbon
    "it's not you, it's me"

    "of cause I'll see you again"

    Of course I will pull out...

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by Gibbon
    "it's not you, it's me"

    "of cause I'll see you again"
    of course

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  • realityhack
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    Go the extra mile

    Going forward

    Raise the bar

    Manage expectations

    Low hanging fruit

    Starter for ten (what??)

    etc...

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  • Let-Me-In
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    I'm not a gynaecologist, but I will have a bloody good look at it for you!!!

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  • XTC
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    "It's nil nil!"

    Not it's not they're winning 7 - 1

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  • freakydancer
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    Passive smoking

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  • ChimpMaster
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    The shoe's on the other foot now!

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  • darmstadt
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    Her: "It's that time, you know, sorry."
    Him: "Thats okay. We could do it the other way, it won't hurt."

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  • Moose423956
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    "My hovercraft is full of eels".

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  • BoredBloke
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    Cheap at half the price............well obviously!

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  • darmstadt
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    'Some of my best friends are gay, but...'

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  • kramer
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    i'm not being funny but......

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  • gingerjedi
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    What are little girls made of? Sugar and spice, and everything nice, that’s what little girls are made of.

    If only...

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  • Ruprect
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    Originally posted by Gibbon
    "it's not you, it's me"

    "of cause I'll see you again"
    course

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  • Let-Me-In
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    You will be laughing on the other side of your face in a minute...???????

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