"My hovercraft is full of eels".
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Stupidest phrases ever
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Her: "It's that time, you know, sorry."
Him: "Thats okay. We could do it the other way, it won't hurt."“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Go the extra mile
Going forward
Raise the bar
Manage expectations
Low hanging fruit
Starter for ten (what??)
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of courseOriginally posted by Gibbon"it's not you, it's me"
"of cause I'll see you again"
Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Originally posted by Gibbon"it's not you, it's me"
"of cause I'll see you again"
Of course I will pull out...Comment
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