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Stupidest phrases ever

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    #21
    "My hovercraft is full of eels".

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      #22
      Her: "It's that time, you know, sorry."
      Him: "Thats okay. We could do it the other way, it won't hurt."
      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        #23
        The shoe's on the other foot now!

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          #24
          Passive smoking
          Call the cops

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            #25
            "It's nil nil!"

            Not it's not they're winning 7 - 1

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              #26
              I'm not a gynaecologist, but I will have a bloody good look at it for you!!!

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                #27
                Go the extra mile

                Going forward

                Raise the bar

                Manage expectations

                Low hanging fruit

                Starter for ten (what??)

                etc...

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Gibbon
                  "it's not you, it's me"

                  "of cause I'll see you again"
                  of course
                  Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Gibbon
                    "it's not you, it's me"

                    "of cause I'll see you again"

                    Of course I will pull out...

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