Tears rolling down my cheeks! help

[alreadypacked]

I was sitting at my desk late this afternoon laughing hysterically at the This year’s CUK Summer Holiday thread, when my PM called by my desk on his way home.
I turned around tears rolling down my cheeks, trying to keep a straight face, he looked shocked. He patted me on the shoulder and said “Don’t let it get to you, it’s only a job. Let’s have coffee tomorrow.”

I need help!

What the f*uk am I going to say to him over coffee ?

Suggestions please.

[King Cnvt]

Tell him you're pregnant and the baby is his.

HTH

[Gonzo]

Just tell him you are feeling a bit emotional at this time of the month. That will shut him up straight away, discussion over.

hth

Addendum: I am really glad that I was not on site this afternoon so I didn't have to explain to anyone why I was pi$$ing myself with laughter.

[alreadypacked]

Tell him you're pregnant and the baby is his.

HTH

Barf

[Moose423956]

please restrict that to light relief. thanks. and be sure that the subject of your post is not going to complain!

[alreadypacked]

You're not my PM are you Moose ?

[Moose423956]

You're not my PM are you Moose ?

I could be anything you want me to be, dear.

[alreadypacked]

Just tell him you are feeling a bit emotional at this time of the month. That will shut him up straight away, discussion over.

Too easy Gonzo, I didn't want to play the girly card.

[Gonzo]

Too easy Gonzo, I didn't want to play the girly card.

Your call. In that situation I would use any material available, and I am bereft of ideas for an alternative.

As I said, I am glad that I was not on site so don't have to explain myself to anyone.

[BoredBloke]

Just take your top off and wiggle - He'll forget what you were about to talk about