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Gonzo replied

29 June 2007, 19:51
Originally posted by alreadypacked

Winged it!
Had a brain fart on the way to the canteen.
Said “I was filling out my time sheet yesterday and realised the next time I am do this I will be leaving. I really like it here, and everyone is so nice to work with.”
He says “We will always have you back; I’ll drop by your desk later and sign the time-sheet.”
“It’s ok I have it here you can sign it now”
I am going away for the weekend, leaving early, didn’t want him coming by and not finding me there.
Result and a reference!

Good job.
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alreadypacked replied

29 June 2007, 10:00
Originally posted by Kyajae

Only for girlies. Apparently.

Low
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Kyajae replied

29 June 2007, 09:42
Originally posted by alreadypacked

"convoluted waffle" they are the tools of the trade!

Only for girlies. Apparently.
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alreadypacked replied

29 June 2007, 09:34
Originally posted by TonyEnglish

You could still get them out and give him a wiggle as a leaving gesture. You'll get a better reference - unless they are a pair of spaniels ears in which case I doubt he'd be too impressed if you gave him a quick swing.

Bet you say that to all the girls
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BoredBloke replied

29 June 2007, 09:31
You could still get them out and give him a wiggle as a leaving gesture. You'll get a better reference - unless they are a pair of spaniels ears in which case I doubt he'd be too impressed if you gave him a quick swing.
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alreadypacked replied

29 June 2007, 09:29
Originally posted by Kyajae

I'm surprised you didn't get your baps out and offer him a quick wiggle. Saves on all the convoluted waffle.

"convoluted waffle" they are the tools of the trade!
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Bagpuss replied

29 June 2007, 09:28
I read those threads too, and I was in tears, bored to tears.
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timh replied

29 June 2007, 09:28
I actually think you should have played the traditional girly card - "I'm sorry, sometimes I just get a bit emotional - it was nothing, really". And it's also the truth.
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Kyajae replied

29 June 2007, 09:26
Originally posted by timh

And you call that 'not playing the girly card'?!

I'm surprised you didn't get your baps out and offer him a quick wiggle. Saves on all the convoluted waffle.
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alreadypacked replied

29 June 2007, 09:25
Originally posted by timh

And you call that 'not playing the girly card'?!

Well I didn't have that many suggestions from you guys, that wouldn't have made this time sheet the last!
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timh replied

29 June 2007, 09:22
And you call that 'not playing the girly card'?!
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alreadypacked replied

29 June 2007, 09:18
Winged it!
Had a brain fart on the way to the canteen.
Said “I was filling out my time sheet yesterday and realised the next time I am do this I will be leaving. I really like it here, and everyone is so nice to work with.”
He says “We will always have you back; I’ll drop by your desk later and sign the time-sheet.”
“It’s ok I have it here you can sign it now”
I am going away for the weekend, leaving early, didn’t want him coming by and not finding me there.
Result and a reference!
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alreadypacked replied

29 June 2007, 08:16
Ok I'm heading down to the canteen.
TGIF cooked brekie!
Maybe I'll keep stuffing my face, not have a chance to say anything, just nod.
But if he pull the "We would not have s cess with u" stuff on me I'll crack up.
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alreadypacked replied

29 June 2007, 07:15
Originally posted by Diver

Just tell him you always get the giggles after a spliff

Class!
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Diver replied

28 June 2007, 22:48
Originally posted by alreadypacked

Too easy Gonzo, I didn't want to play the girly card.

Just tell him you always get the giggles after a spliff
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