Tears rolling down my cheeks! help

[Diver]

Too easy Gonzo, I didn't want to play the girly card.

Just tell him you always get the giggles after a spliff

[alreadypacked]

Just tell him you always get the giggles after a spliff

Class!

[alreadypacked]

Ok I'm heading down to the canteen.
TGIF cooked brekie!
Maybe I'll keep stuffing my face, not have a chance to say anything, just nod.
But if he pull the "We would not have s cess with u" stuff on me I'll crack up.

[alreadypacked]

Winged it!
Had a brain fart on the way to the canteen.
Said “I was filling out my time sheet yesterday and realised the next time I am do this I will be leaving. I really like it here, and everyone is so nice to work with.”
He says “We will always have you back; I’ll drop by your desk later and sign the time-sheet.”
“It’s ok I have it here you can sign it now”
I am going away for the weekend, leaving early, didn’t want him coming by and not finding me there.
Result and a reference!

[timh]

And you call that 'not playing the girly card'?!

[alreadypacked]

And you call that 'not playing the girly card'?!

Well I didn't have that many suggestions from you guys, that wouldn't have made this time sheet the last!

[Kyajae]

And you call that 'not playing the girly card'?!

I'm surprised you didn't get your baps out and offer him a quick wiggle. Saves on all the convoluted waffle.

[timh]

I actually think you should have played the traditional girly card - "I'm sorry, sometimes I just get a bit emotional - it was nothing, really". And it's also the truth.

[Bagpuss]

I read those threads too, and I was in tears, bored to tears.

[alreadypacked]

I'm surprised you didn't get your baps out and offer him a quick wiggle. Saves on all the convoluted waffle.

"convoluted waffle" they are the tools of the trade!