You could still get them out and give him a wiggle as a leaving gesture. You'll get a better reference - unless they are a pair of spaniels ears in which case I doubt he'd be too impressed if you gave him a quick swing.
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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Bet you say that to all the girlsOriginally posted by TonyEnglishYou could still get them out and give him a wiggle as a leaving gesture. You'll get a better reference - unless they are a pair of spaniels ears in which case I doubt he'd be too impressed if you gave him a quick swing.
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Only for girlies. Apparently.Originally posted by alreadypacked"convoluted waffle" they are the tools of the trade!Comment
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Good job.Originally posted by alreadypackedWinged it!
Had a brain fart on the way to the canteen.
Said “I was filling out my time sheet yesterday and realised the next time I am do this I will be leaving. I really like it here, and everyone is so nice to work with.”
He says “We will always have you back; I’ll drop by your desk later and sign the time-sheet.”
“It’s ok I have it here you can sign it now”
I am going away for the weekend, leaving early, didn’t want him coming by and not finding me there.
Result and a reference!
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