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why not come up with the first line and we will do the rest? (one line per post) then you will have a unique forum song.Originally posted by BlasterBatesAnybody write songs here. I have great ideas for melodies and harmonies, but I'm pretty clueless when it comes to writing words.
Any tips welcome.
I was wondering about looking for poems or unknown lyrics on the Internet and putting them to music.Comment
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Hide behind identities, claim to do no wrongOriginally posted by BlasterBatesGood idea. line 1
Posting posting posting .....all day longCall the cops
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I'm a geek, I like geek speak,
I wear geek sheek,I'm star trek freak,
say hell yeah and sheesh on the BB,
Makes me sound cool, like some Yanky fool,
Scared of the girls, my sheets have urine swirls,
Live with my dad and mum, yeah I'm a 30 year old kipper bum,
House price crash philosophising, equity in my BTL rising,
Take a cybersex PM from Sally Anne, the fat ginga bird with the fake tan.
My sockpuppet takes more hits than SAS G, when that georgie bint tawk dirty
Earning more than threaded, new labour stealth tax dreaded,
Substitute form another guy, I look pretty rich coz my divvies are highLast edited by Bagpuss; 19 June 2007, 12:06.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Nice one Bagpuss, put that in a rap in the middle of a song
hmmm good like it.Originally posted by freakydancerHide behind identities, claim to do no wrong
Like a battling crusader defending his faithLast edited by BlasterBates; 19 June 2007, 12:19.I'm alright JackComment
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Originally posted by BlasterBatesNice one Bagpuss, put that in a rap in the middle of a song
hmmm good like it.
* mind goes blank *
Just don't tell Pete Townsend about the last line
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Yes it was a homage or possibly fromageOriginally posted by DaveBJust don't tell Pete Townsend about the last line
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Personally I find that the music comes easily. I have trouble with lyrics, they only come once in a blue moon so I end up with piles of half finished songs waiting to have lyrics added.
(You don't write lyrics, they "arrive" in my experience)Comment
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alternatively do what Bowie did.. cut up newspaper headlines and rearrange
and remember ...If Bernie Taupin can write lyrics anyone canThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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