Music

[DaveB]

Not more music! Please! I hear enough cr*p from people's MP3 players and mobiles each morning to last a life time.

If only I could carry a device to remotely wipe the memories of these devices discretely my life would be made.

I find that one of these does the job nicely. Of course the definition of "remote" is somewhat lax but you can't have everything.

[freakydancer]

Not more music! Please! I hear enough cr*p from people's MP3 players and mobiles each morning to last a life time.

If only I could carry a device to remotely wipe the memories of these devices discretely my life would be made.

I listen to my mp3 player on the train to drown out the boring c**ts in their suits talking about how much money they have, work, house prices, what their kids said at breakfast that made everyone laugh and everything else that I find incredibly boring.

[DS23]

nice idea. just set it to auto mode and it wipes out all memory you have of mp3 players. each time you see / hear one you can go through the process of recongition through to nausea and paranoia all over again.

oh i see - you mean wipe the players.


lyrics are everywhere blaster. here's a good title already! "i need a memory eraser" you could use the "bowie technique" to do the rest - it makes it real easy.

[lilelvis2000]

I find that one of these does the job nicely. Of course the definition of "remote" is somewhat lax but you can't have everything.

I like it! though its not very discrete.

[Causus Deli]

What sort of lyrics do you desire?

[BlasterBates]

So here is my first attempt, I've used the "Yesterday" pattern

I took the story from Beatles Yesterday

The previous Day

The previous day, all the negative aspects of my life were not near.

Currently, it appears as though they are here and will remain

I have a positive view about the previous day

Why the female, who was important to me, changed her positional co-ordinates so that they do not coincide with mine is not something I currently understand.

It is not beyond the realms of possibility that I communicated in an offensive manner, but I certainly have a desire to recreate the situation we had on the previous day.

In a spontaneous fashion I’m not more than 50% of the person that I was prior to the previous day.

I require new positional co-ordinates where no-one can find me.

I have a positvie view about the previous day.

[Numptycorner]

Two words for that...sh1te

[freakydancer]

Hmmm.

Not too sure about that to be honest...

[swissmike]

Why the female, who was important to me, changed her positional co-ordinates so that they do not coincide with mine is not something I currently understand.

This line has a lot of potential though - quite like it

[swissmike]

Or the old alternative

Yesterday.... a combine harvester ran over me

Now I'm half the man I used to be...