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Where do I find a Census taker?

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    Where do I find a Census taker?

    I went down the shops at lunchtime to get something for my tea and I found runner beans on sale. I need a Census taker to have a dinner like Hannibal Lecter.

    Don’t think I have any Chianti either; will a can of Stella do?
    Drivel is my speciality

    #2
    Originally posted by Buffoon
    I went down the shops at lunchtime to get something for my tea and I found runner beans on sale. I need a Census taker to have a dinner like Hannibal Lecter.

    Don’t think I have any Chianti either; will a can of Stella do?
    Have you too been smoking something?

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      #3
      Originally posted by Buffoon
      I went down the shops at lunchtime to get something for my tea and I found runner beans on sale. I need a Census taker to have a dinner like Hannibal Lecter.

      Don’t think I have any Chianti either; will a can of Stella do?
      What about the Numbertaker?

      Little Rantor thinks he is a right wrong 'un but never fear "The NumberJacks Are On Their Way"

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        #4
        Originally posted by Buffoon
        I went down the shops at lunchtime to get something for my tea and I found runner beans on sale. I need a Census taker to have a dinner like Hannibal Lecter.

        Don’t think I have any Chianti either; will a can of Stella do?
        You need fava (broad) beans if you're going to eat a Census taker. You'll have to eat Carl Lewis instead.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Chugnut
          You need fava (broad) beans if you're going to eat a Census taker. You'll have to eat Carl Lewis instead.
          Ops typo. Just checked, they are broad beans.
          Drivel is my speciality

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            #6
            Originally posted by Buffoon
            Ops typo. Just checked, they are broad beans.
            looking promising then.

            can you not nip out for a cheap bottle of red wine though? Stella goes better with Jehova's Witnesses....apparently...

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              #7
              Originally posted by Burdock
              looking promising then.

              can you not nip out for a cheap bottle of red wine though? Stella goes better with Jehova's Witnesses....apparently...
              With a couple of gins inside her she'll go with anyone that Stella...

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                #8
                Originally posted by Burdock
                looking promising then.

                can you not nip out for a cheap bottle of red wine though? Stella goes better with Jehova's Witnesses....apparently...
                US markets open now. Can't leave after that happens.
                Drivel is my speciality

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Buffoon
                  US markets open now. Can't leave after that happens.

                  Hannibal Lecter never skipped a meal due to surgery opening hours..

                  tsk! amateur cannibals...

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Chugnut
                    You need fava (broad) beans if you're going to eat a Census taker. You'll have to eat Carl Lewis instead.

                    snork....
                    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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