Where do I find a Census taker?

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cojak replied

13 June 2007, 14:56
Originally posted by Chugnut

You need fava (broad) beans if you're going to eat a Census taker. You'll have to eat Carl Lewis instead.

snork....
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Burdock replied

13 June 2007, 14:09
Originally posted by Buffoon

US markets open now. Can't leave after that happens.

Hannibal Lecter never skipped a meal due to surgery opening hours..

tsk! amateur cannibals...
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Buffoon replied

13 June 2007, 14:07
Originally posted by Burdock

looking promising then.

can you not nip out for a cheap bottle of red wine though? Stella goes better with Jehova's Witnesses....apparently...

US markets open now. Can't leave after that happens.
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Chugnut replied

13 June 2007, 14:05
Originally posted by Burdock

looking promising then.

can you not nip out for a cheap bottle of red wine though? Stella goes better with Jehova's Witnesses....apparently...

With a couple of gins inside her she'll go with anyone that Stella...
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Burdock replied

13 June 2007, 14:02
Originally posted by Buffoon

Ops typo. Just checked, they are broad beans.

looking promising then.

can you not nip out for a cheap bottle of red wine though? Stella goes better with Jehova's Witnesses....apparently...
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Buffoon replied

13 June 2007, 13:57
Originally posted by Chugnut

You need fava (broad) beans if you're going to eat a Census taker. You'll have to eat Carl Lewis instead.

Ops typo. Just checked, they are broad beans.
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Chugnut replied

13 June 2007, 13:45
Originally posted by Buffoon

I went down the shops at lunchtime to get something for my tea and I found runner beans on sale. I need a Census taker to have a dinner like Hannibal Lecter.

Don’t think I have any Chianti either; will a can of Stella do?

You need fava (broad) beans if you're going to eat a Census taker. You'll have to eat Carl Lewis instead.
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Rantor replied

13 June 2007, 13:42
Originally posted by Buffoon

I went down the shops at lunchtime to get something for my tea and I found runner beans on sale. I need a Census taker to have a dinner like Hannibal Lecter.

Don’t think I have any Chianti either; will a can of Stella do?

What about the Numbertaker?

Little Rantor thinks he is a right wrong 'un but never fear "The NumberJacks Are On Their Way"
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Kyajae replied

13 June 2007, 13:30
Originally posted by Buffoon

I went down the shops at lunchtime to get something for my tea and I found runner beans on sale. I need a Census taker to have a dinner like Hannibal Lecter.

Don’t think I have any Chianti either; will a can of Stella do?

Have you too been smoking something?
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Buffoon started a topic Where do I find a Census taker?

13 June 2007, 13:27
Where do I find a Census taker?

I went down the shops at lunchtime to get something for my tea and I found runner beans on sale. I need a Census taker to have a dinner like Hannibal Lecter.

Don’t think I have any Chianti either; will a can of Stella do?
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