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Previously on "Where do I find a Census taker?"

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by Chugnut
    You need fava (broad) beans if you're going to eat a Census taker. You'll have to eat Carl Lewis instead.

    snork....

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  • Burdock
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    Originally posted by Buffoon
    US markets open now. Can't leave after that happens.

    Hannibal Lecter never skipped a meal due to surgery opening hours..

    tsk! amateur cannibals...

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  • Buffoon
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    Originally posted by Burdock
    looking promising then.

    can you not nip out for a cheap bottle of red wine though? Stella goes better with Jehova's Witnesses....apparently...
    US markets open now. Can't leave after that happens.

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  • Chugnut
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    Originally posted by Burdock
    looking promising then.

    can you not nip out for a cheap bottle of red wine though? Stella goes better with Jehova's Witnesses....apparently...
    With a couple of gins inside her she'll go with anyone that Stella...

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  • Burdock
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    Originally posted by Buffoon
    Ops typo. Just checked, they are broad beans.
    looking promising then.

    can you not nip out for a cheap bottle of red wine though? Stella goes better with Jehova's Witnesses....apparently...

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  • Buffoon
    replied
    Originally posted by Chugnut
    You need fava (broad) beans if you're going to eat a Census taker. You'll have to eat Carl Lewis instead.
    Ops typo. Just checked, they are broad beans.

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  • Chugnut
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    Originally posted by Buffoon
    I went down the shops at lunchtime to get something for my tea and I found runner beans on sale. I need a Census taker to have a dinner like Hannibal Lecter.

    Don’t think I have any Chianti either; will a can of Stella do?
    You need fava (broad) beans if you're going to eat a Census taker. You'll have to eat Carl Lewis instead.

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  • Rantor
    replied
    Originally posted by Buffoon
    I went down the shops at lunchtime to get something for my tea and I found runner beans on sale. I need a Census taker to have a dinner like Hannibal Lecter.

    Don’t think I have any Chianti either; will a can of Stella do?
    What about the Numbertaker?

    Little Rantor thinks he is a right wrong 'un but never fear "The NumberJacks Are On Their Way"

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  • Kyajae
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    Originally posted by Buffoon
    I went down the shops at lunchtime to get something for my tea and I found runner beans on sale. I need a Census taker to have a dinner like Hannibal Lecter.

    Don’t think I have any Chianti either; will a can of Stella do?
    Have you too been smoking something?

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  • Buffoon
    started a topic Where do I find a Census taker?

    Where do I find a Census taker?

    I went down the shops at lunchtime to get something for my tea and I found runner beans on sale. I need a Census taker to have a dinner like Hannibal Lecter.

    Don’t think I have any Chianti either; will a can of Stella do?

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