Gay bomb

[The Lone Gunman]

Have any of you actualy read the article?

It doesnt actualy say they had developed a "gay bomb" and what it describes is more likely to find soldiers wanking themselves to death rather than shagging each other. A chemical bomb full of powerful aphrodisiac.

[SallyAnne]

Shush, imagine if Sally anne got hold of a gay bomb non of us would be safe. Infact, maybe we should call the UN to stop her developing WMC (weapons of mass campness)

The world would certainly smell a lot nicer

[Bagpuss]

The world would certainly smell a lot nicer

Yeah, but some of us don't have to cover up the smell of anal leakage

[hyperD]

Scientists also reportedly considered a "sting me/attack me" chemical weapon to attract swarms of enraged wasps or angry rats towards enemy troops.

Like Spider Mines in UT.

Another idea was to develop a chemical causing "severe and lasting halitosis", so that enemy forces would be obvious even when they tried to blend in with civilians.

Already is use in many support teams in London...

[SallyAnne]

Yeah, but some of us don't have to cover up the smell of anal leakage

Those of us who are sexual advanced enough to try a bit of up-the-butt know that it doesn't cause anal leakage.

Course I cant imagine you ever persuading a woman to try it - I'm sure its a hard enough chore to get them to sh*g you the normal way.

[King Cnvt]

SA, have you been abusing your boyfriend again with that large strap-on?


tut-tut

[SallyAnne]

SA, have you been abusing your boyfriend again with that large strap-on?


tut-tut

I'd love to!! But I cant see him going for that somehow - he's a propper alpha male...he's just started wearing aftershave ffs!

[Ardesco]

I'd love to!! But I cant see him going for that somehow - he's a propper alpha male...he's just started wearing aftershave ffs!

My god, before you know it he'll start washing too.....

[portseven]

is more likely to find soldiers wanking themselves to death rather than shagging each other.

Is that possible, I thought you can only get a pint and a half?

[SallyAnne]

My god, before you know it he'll start washing too.....

Well I'm hoping, but my mam always told me to never try and change a man