Reply to: Gay bomb

[SallyAnne]

Put it this way, I don't have to chase chubbies just yet

Ah has your wrist healed like?

[OwlHoot]

The US military investigated building a "gay bomb", which would make enemy soldiers "sexually irresistible" to each other, government papers say.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4174519.stm

What a daft idea - Alexander the Great and most of his soldiers were as gay as coots (on campaign at least anyway), and they conquered half the known world. The Yanks might get more than they bargained for if they tried that stunt.

Anyway, I seem to recall reading that a secret UK government report just after WW2 expressed concern that a significant proportion of RAF and Navy personnel (20% or even 30% or more I think it was) were believed to have been regularly having gay sex with each other, but that presumably hadn't had much effect on morale or fighting effectiveness as we won

[Kyajae]

Put it this way, I don't have to chase chubbies just yet

I once shagged a chubbie in a moment of desparation and ended up burning my ar$e on the light bulb.

[Bagpuss]

Those of us who are sexual advanced enough to try a bit of up-the-butt know that it doesn't cause anal leakage.

Course I cant imagine you ever persuading a woman to try it - I'm sure its a hard enough chore to get them to sh*g you the normal way.

Put it this way, I don't have to chase chubbies just yet

[Kyajae]

Well I'm hoping, but my mam always told me to never try and change a man

I think the hint was not to change the man, just his clothes occaisionaly.

(Up-the-butt, really!)

[Ardesco]

Well I'm hoping, but my mam always told me to never try and change a man

I wish more "mam's" would give that advice, and I wish even more that thier daughters would listen.....

[SallyAnne]

My god, before you know it he'll start washing too.....

Well I'm hoping, but my mam always told me to never try and change a man

[portseven]

is more likely to find soldiers wanking themselves to death rather than shagging each other.

Is that possible, I thought you can only get a pint and a half?

[Ardesco]

I'd love to!! But I cant see him going for that somehow - he's a propper alpha male...he's just started wearing aftershave ffs!

My god, before you know it he'll start washing too.....

[SallyAnne]

SA, have you been abusing your boyfriend again with that large strap-on?


tut-tut

I'd love to!! But I cant see him going for that somehow - he's a propper alpha male...he's just started wearing aftershave ffs!

[King Cnvt]

SA, have you been abusing your boyfriend again with that large strap-on?


tut-tut

[SallyAnne]

Yeah, but some of us don't have to cover up the smell of anal leakage

Those of us who are sexual advanced enough to try a bit of up-the-butt know that it doesn't cause anal leakage.

Course I cant imagine you ever persuading a woman to try it - I'm sure its a hard enough chore to get them to sh*g you the normal way.

[hyperD]

Scientists also reportedly considered a "sting me/attack me" chemical weapon to attract swarms of enraged wasps or angry rats towards enemy troops.

Like Spider Mines in UT.

Another idea was to develop a chemical causing "severe and lasting halitosis", so that enemy forces would be obvious even when they tried to blend in with civilians.

Already is use in many support teams in London...

[Bagpuss]

The world would certainly smell a lot nicer

Yeah, but some of us don't have to cover up the smell of anal leakage

[SallyAnne]

Shush, imagine if Sally anne got hold of a gay bomb non of us would be safe. Infact, maybe we should call the UN to stop her developing WMC (weapons of mass campness)

The world would certainly smell a lot nicer