Originally posted by SallyAnne
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I wish more "mam's" would give that advice, and I wish even more that thier daughters would listen..... -
I think the hint was not to change the man, just his clothes occaisionaly.Originally posted by SallyAnneWell I'm hoping, but my mam always told me to never try and change a man
(Up-the-butt, really!)
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Put it this way, I don't have to chase chubbies just yetOriginally posted by SallyAnneThose of us who are sexual advanced enough to try a bit of up-the-butt know that it doesn't cause anal leakage.
Course I cant imagine you ever persuading a woman to try it - I'm sure its a hard enough chore to get them to sh*g you the normal way.
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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I once shagged a chubbie in a moment of desparation and ended up burning my ar$e on the light bulb.Originally posted by BagpussPut it this way, I don't have to chase chubbies just yet
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What a daft idea - Alexander the Great and most of his soldiers were as gay as coots (on campaign at least anyway), and they conquered half the known world. The Yanks might get more than they bargained for if they tried that stunt.Originally posted by BurdockThe US military investigated building a "gay bomb", which would make enemy soldiers "sexually irresistible" to each other, government papers say.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4174519.stm

Anyway, I seem to recall reading that a secret UK government report just after WW2 expressed concern that a significant proportion of RAF and Navy personnel (20% or even 30% or more I think it was) were believed to have been regularly having gay sex with each other, but that presumably hadn't had much effect on morale or fighting effectiveness as we won
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Originally posted by BagpussPut it this way, I don't have to chase chubbies just yet
Ah has your wrist healed like?
The pope is a tard.Comment
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