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    It's getting...

    ... more and more like Top Gear on here.

    Just waiting for the inevitable first post by Jeremy Clarkson or Richard 'Evil Knieval' Hammond.

    (P.S. I'm thinking of buying a Hillman Imp - anyone any Imp stories they'd care to share?)
    Last edited by Clippy; 24 May 2007, 16:00.

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    Jeremys been on here to have a look. Don't know if he registered though.
    Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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      #3
      You sir are a class act!
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #4
        Originally posted by Clippy
        I'm thinking of buying a Hillman Imp - anyone any Imp stories they'd care to share?
        I was in one that rolled over at 60mph down the A6 once. That was an Imp estate though. Aluminium head IIRC.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Clippy

          (P.S. I'm thinking of buying a Hillman Imp - anyone any Imp stories they'd care to share?)
          I knew a chap once who had a 2.8 litre engine in an Imp (for rallying).

          He used to challenge boy racers at traffic lights...
          ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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            #6
            After Jeanette Winterson got rejected from Oxford she drove down there in a Hillman Imp and banged on the senior tutor's door begging them to reconsider. It worked too, the spawny tyke.

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              #7
              I blew my Hillman Imp up on the M5.

              I was doing 85mph with 2 mates in it at the time

              My 1st car - happy days....

              (it was a wonderful metallic sh1t brown colour...)
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              - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                #8
                had one for a week until the floor collapsed around that damn vertical clutch pedal

                classic car !
                Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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                  #9
                  Easy to get the engine out. Undo seven bolts, disconnect electrics and push the car forward. Had to keep a 22kg sand bag under the bonnet to stop the front from blowing in the wind.


                  PS. "Man in the Suitcase" car.

                  http://www.channel4.com/4car/ft/feature/top+ten/1734/6
                  Last edited by Paddy; 24 May 2007, 20:58.
                  "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                    #10
                    I remember pushing my mates Imp around the streets of Fulham in the small hours, trying desperately to bump start it.
                    The vegetarian option.

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