Summer brings out the best in the women and the worst in the men

[Kyajae]

Do I look fat in this?

What is the best answer to that?

What annoys me is women who go out in a bingo top, shed loads of cleavage showing and they get all pissy with you when you say "Nice tits, love". All I'm doing is appreciating their assets, that must be the reason they're showing them off.

[ChimpMaster]

What annoys me is women who go out in a bingo top, shed loads of cleavage showing and they get all pissy with you when you say "Nice tits, love". All I'm doing is appreciating their assets, that must be the reason they're showing them off.

Yeah, I saw her, said the same thing too.

[gingerjedi]

Do I look fat in this?

What is the best answer to that?

No it’s the chips that make you look fat! ... no that didn't work did it... can you rephrase you question to make my answer funny?

[Pondlife]

Do I look fat in this?

What is the best answer to that?

"Well, if you have to ask love!"

[Swiss Tony]

Do I look fat in this?

What is the best answer to that?

The answer goes: "Of course you don't look fat in that .... (let lady leave room) you look fat in bloody everything!!"

Keeps me sane ...

[Vito]

No it’s the chips that make you look fat! ... no that didn't work did it... can you rephrase you question to make my answer funny?

Does this outfit make my arse look fat?


I thank you...

[Vito]

When I was a lad the common belief was

When a lady says no she means maybe
When a lady says maybe she means yes
When a lady says yes she's no lady


You would get six months for saying that these days

What?????? You mean women don't always say yes??? Cripes, guess I must just have been lucky then!!

As for worrying about whether she's a lady or not...who the hell cares, thats what I've a wife for!

[BrilloPad]

If you mean fat blokes in shorts and flip flops ogling pretty 'ladeez' in skimpy see through outfits then yes!

I always assumed for the men it was a bit of a double entendre - brings out worst in looks and attitude.

Mind you some women get a bad attitude with men who are caught looking at peanut smuggling...

[wendigo100]

Mind you some women get a bad attitude with men who are caught looking at peanut smuggling...

Especially those that lean forward and stare...