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Previously on "Summer brings out the best in the women and the worst in the men"
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Originally posted by gingerjediIf you mean fat blokes in shorts and flip flops ogling pretty 'ladeez' in skimpy see through outfits then yes!
Mind you some women get a bad attitude with men who are caught looking at peanut smuggling...
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Originally posted by EternalOptimistWhen I was a lad the common belief was
When a lady says no she means maybe
When a lady says maybe she means yes
When a lady says yes she's no lady
You would get six months for saying that these days
What?????? You mean women don't always say yes??? Cripes, guess I must just have been lucky then!!
As for worrying about whether she's a lady or not...who the hell cares, thats what I've a wife for!
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Originally posted by gingerjediNo it’s the chips that make you look fat! ... no that didn't work did it... can you rephrase you question to make my answer funny?
Does this outfit make my arse look fat?
I thank you...
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Originally posted by BagpussDo I look fat in this?
What is the best answer to that?
Keeps me sane ...
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Originally posted by BagpussDo I look fat in this?
What is the best answer to that?
"Well, if you have to ask love!"
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Originally posted by BagpussDo I look fat in this?
What is the best answer to that?
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Originally posted by KyajaeWhat annoys me is women who go out in a bingo top, shed loads of cleavage showing and they get all pissy with you when you say "Nice tits, love". All I'm doing is appreciating their assets, that must be the reason they're showing them off.
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Originally posted by BagpussDo I look fat in this?
What is the best answer to that?
What annoys me is women who go out in a bingo top, shed loads of cleavage showing and they get all pissy with you when you say "Nice tits, love". All I'm doing is appreciating their assets, that must be the reason they're showing them off.
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When I was a lad the common belief was
When a lady says no she means maybe
When a lady says maybe she means yes
When a lady says yes she's no lady
You would get six months for saying that these days
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Originally posted by newpersonI think we should go back to the time where you could just have sex with a women whether they wanted to or not.
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Originally posted by TheRightStuffyou mean rape.
IGMC.
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Originally posted by newpersonI think we should go back to the time where you could just have sex with a women whether they wanted to or not.
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