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Could we just ask how much chocolate is being eaten. Any spikes mean its rag week...
A recent scientific study found that women find different male
faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with
rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket
stump shoved up his backside.
Women are always trying to make the 'rag-time' an excuse for their mood swings and generally unreasonable behaviour!!!
Is this related to 'jizzing up the female market'? ...Can't have your cake and eat it
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson
jizzing up the female market while Arsenal are playing at home? I suppose there's always the council gritter...
What about jizzing up the female market while the wife is at home... give em' something to get really angry about
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson
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