Originally posted by andrew_neil_uk
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Originally posted by andrew_neil_ukThats a sore point...
Will be if you rub it too often!
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Originally posted by KyajaeMakes no difference. After a couple of months she'll go off sex anyway and then you're left finding a private moment for the rest of the pregnancy term for a quick hand-shandy.
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Originally posted by andrew_neil_ukOne thing about the gf being pregnant - she wont have the painters in for a while...
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One thing about the gf being pregnant - she wont have the painters in for a while...
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Originally posted by andrew_neil_ukjizzing up the female market while Arsenal are playing at home? I suppose there's always the council gritter...
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Originally posted by andrew_neil_ukjizzing up the female market while Arsenal are playing at home? I suppose there's always the council gritter...
I can almost hear Sally Anne's brain cels churning over before she puts digit to keyboard in a scathing response to this outrageous male banter.
C'mon, lads, give her something to type about
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Originally posted by gingerjediIs this related to 'jizzing up the female market'? ...Can't have your cake and eat it
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Is this related to 'jizzing up the female market'? ...Can't have your cake and eat it
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Originally posted by andrew_neil_ukCould we just ask how much chocolate is being eaten. Any spikes mean its rag week...
A recent scientific study found that women find different male
faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with
rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket
stump shoved up his backside.
Women are always trying to make the 'rag-time' an excuse for their mood swings and generally unreasonable behaviour!!!
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perhaps they could do those butterfly prints the psychiatrists use...
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Could we just ask how much chocolate is being eaten. Any spikes mean its rag week...
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Originally posted by Sockpuppethttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/6545115.stm
I think we should roll this out here...
Lucy, SallyAnne I want answers!
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Outstanding....
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/6545115.stm
I think we should roll this out here...
Lucy, SallyAnne I want answers!Tags: None
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