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    Outstanding....

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/6545115.stm

    I think we should roll this out here...

    Lucy, SallyAnne I want answers!

    #2
    Originally posted by Sockpuppet
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/6545115.stm

    I think we should roll this out here...

    Lucy, SallyAnne I want answers!
    Brilliant. Absolutely fecking brilliant
    The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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      #3
      Could we just ask how much chocolate is being eaten. Any spikes mean its rag week...

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        #4
        perhaps they could do those butterfly prints the psychiatrists use...

        Older and ...well, just older!!

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          #5
          Originally posted by andrew_neil_uk
          Could we just ask how much chocolate is being eaten. Any spikes mean its rag week...


          A recent scientific study found that women find different male
          faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle

          For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with
          rugged, masculine features.

          However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket
          stump shoved up his backside.

          Women are always trying to make the 'rag-time' an excuse for their mood swings and generally unreasonable behaviour!!!

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            #6
            Is this related to 'jizzing up the female market'? ...Can't have your cake and eat it
            Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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              #7
              Originally posted by gingerjedi
              Is this related to 'jizzing up the female market'? ...Can't have your cake and eat it
              jizzing up the female market while Arsenal are playing at home? I suppose there's always the council gritter...

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                #8
                Originally posted by andrew_neil_uk
                jizzing up the female market while Arsenal are playing at home? I suppose there's always the council gritter...

                I can almost hear Sally Anne's brain cels churning over before she puts digit to keyboard in a scathing response to this outrageous male banter.

                C'mon, lads, give her something to type about

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by andrew_neil_uk
                  jizzing up the female market while Arsenal are playing at home? I suppose there's always the council gritter...
                  What about jizzing up the female market while the wife is at home... give em' something to get really angry about
                  Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                    #10
                    One thing about the gf being pregnant - she wont have the painters in for a while...

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