Outstanding....

[gingerjedi]

One thing about the gf being pregnant - she wont have the painters in for a while...

Yes but she'll start getting upset cos' you can now drink the whole bottle of wine instead of just your half... BTW I'm in the same boat!

[andy]

it will be loose point after natural child birth

[Kyajae]

Thats a sore point...

Will be if you rub it too often!

[BrilloPad]

Makes no difference. After a couple of months she'll go off sex anyway and then you're left finding a private moment for the rest of the pregnancy term for a quick hand-shandy.

Thats a sore point...

[Kyajae]

One thing about the gf being pregnant - she wont have the painters in for a while...

Makes no difference. After a couple of months she'll go off sex anyway and then you're left finding a private moment for the rest of the pregnancy term for a quick hand-shandy.

[BrilloPad]

One thing about the gf being pregnant - she wont have the painters in for a while...

[gingerjedi]

jizzing up the female market while Arsenal are playing at home? I suppose there's always the council gritter...

What about jizzing up the female market while the wife is at home... give em' something to get really angry about

[Kyajae]

jizzing up the female market while Arsenal are playing at home? I suppose there's always the council gritter...

I can almost hear Sally Anne's brain cels churning over before she puts digit to keyboard in a scathing response to this outrageous male banter.

C'mon, lads, give her something to type about

[BrilloPad]

Is this related to 'jizzing up the female market'? ...Can't have your cake and eat it

jizzing up the female market while Arsenal are playing at home? I suppose there's always the council gritter...

[gingerjedi]

Is this related to 'jizzing up the female market'? ...Can't have your cake and eat it

[Kyajae]

Could we just ask how much chocolate is being eaten. Any spikes mean its rag week...

A recent scientific study found that women find different male
faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle

For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with
rugged, masculine features.

However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket
stump shoved up his backside.

Women are always trying to make the 'rag-time' an excuse for their mood swings and generally unreasonable behaviour!!!

[ratewhore]

perhaps they could do those butterfly prints the psychiatrists use...

[BrilloPad]

Could we just ask how much chocolate is being eaten. Any spikes mean its rag week...

[EqualOpportunities]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/6545115.stm

I think we should roll this out here...

Lucy, SallyAnne I want answers!

Brilliant. Absolutely fecking brilliant

[Sockpuppet]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/6545115.stm

I think we should roll this out here...

Lucy, SallyAnne I want answers!