Best movie quotes.

[vetran]

I don't mind a parasite. I object to a cut-rate one.

How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Some day they may be scarce.

I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

I didn’t mean to call you a meatloaf, Jack! (Jenny Agutter -Shower, mmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!)


Payback's a bitch, ain't it?

I have got to get me one of these!



You have the manners of a goat. And you smell like a dung-heap!

I apologize for calling your wife a bloated warthog, and I bid you good day.

The donkey lives longer because he's more useful.

My friend, you have two ways to leave this establishment; immediately or dead.

I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.

[PAH]

We've gone on holiday by mistake!

[Applies to many this weekend who could be here instead. Such poor judgement on one of our behalf.]

[BillHicksRIP]

"Do you like dags?"


"I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab of the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile before my hands start shaking. Now why would I know that? How can I know that and not know who I am? "

[pisces]

Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day

[threaded]

If you can win a game of chess no one can call you stupid.

[Gonzo]

Joe: Get three coffins ready.

<Gun battle follows>

Joe: My mistake. Four coffins...

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Joe: I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

[threaded]

Joe? Don't you mean Sanjuro Kuwabatake?

[Gonzo]

Joe? Don't you mean Sanjuro Kuwabatake?

What? I don't remember him having a japanese name. That film is all American and no mistake.

What next? You'll be trying to tell me that Reservoir Dogs is based on an old chinese film?

[brownie]

"I'm c*nted now pass me that hand grenade"

Love that filem.

[Captain Dispensable]

"Change please?"

God, how I love that line. So simple yet so misunderstood.