Best movie quotes.

[Barriebazg]

"There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch."

Name that movie.

Austin Powers - Goldmember

[John Galt]

Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee: I think I'm entitled to them.
Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee: I want the truth!
Jessep: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.
We use words like honor, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
Kaffee: Did you order the code red?
Jessep: (quietly) I did the job you sent me to do.
Kaffee: Did you order the code red?
Jessep: You're goddamn right I did!!

[Mustang]

One of my favourites was: "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

You beat me to it!! That's one of mine too! Anything from Python is classic too!!!

[Barriebazg]

Viper: Good morning, gentlemen, the temperature is 110 degrees.
Wolfman: Holy tulip, it's Viper!
Goose: Viper's up here, great... oh tulip...
Maverickl: Great, he's probably saying, "Holy tulip, it's Maverick and Goose." Goose: Yeah, I'm sure he's saying that.

[Ruprect]

Brian: "You are all individuals"
Crowd: "Yes! We are all individuals!"

Gets me every time.

[Swiss Tony]

Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!

Right. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting. You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite. Fanny by the gaslight. Take a bag, c'mon take a bag. I took a bag home last night. Cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. Don't think because these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you lot today, I'd make more money with me measuring tape. Here, one price. Ten pound.
Eddie: Did you say ten pound?
Bacon: Are you deaf?
Eddie: That's a bargain. I'll take one.
Bacon: Squeeze in if you can. Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. They call it walking. You want one as well, darling? You do? That's it. They're waking up. Treat the wife. Treat your friend's wife. It's a lot more fun if you don't get caught. Hold on. You want one as well? Okay, darling, show me a bit of life then. It's no good standing out there like one o'clock half-struck. Buy them, you better buy them. These are not stolen, they just haven't been paid for, and we can't get them again. They've changed the bloody locks. Here. One for you. It's no good coming back later when I've sold out. "Too late, too late" will be the cry when the man with the bargains has passed you by. If you got no money on you now, you'll be crying tears as big as October cabbages.
Eddie: Bacon, cozzers!
Bacon: Sh*t.

Quality film

[PAH]

Quality film

I've a feeling it's not one of the 3 minute wonders on Channel4?

[RSoles]

"It's a clusterf u c k "

"this doesn't mean we'll be swapping spit in the shower"

Same film
RS

[Gunnery Sergeant Highway]

I've drank more beer, pissed more blood, and banged more quiff than all you numb-nuts put together

[Buffoon]

Brian: "You are all individuals"
Crowd: "Yes! We are all individuals!"

Gets me every time.

The character that goes: "I'm not" is the real gag. It's lost on almost everyone.