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[Captain Dispensable]

"Change please?"

God, how I love that line. So simple yet so misunderstood.

[brownie]

"I'm c*nted now pass me that hand grenade"

Love that filem.

[Gonzo]

Joe? Don't you mean Sanjuro Kuwabatake?

What? I don't remember him having a japanese name. That film is all American and no mistake.

What next? You'll be trying to tell me that Reservoir Dogs is based on an old chinese film?

[threaded]

Joe? Don't you mean Sanjuro Kuwabatake?

[Gonzo]

Joe: Get three coffins ready.

<Gun battle follows>

Joe: My mistake. Four coffins...

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Joe: I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

[threaded]

If you can win a game of chess no one can call you stupid.

[pisces]

Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day

[BillHicksRIP]

"Do you like dags?"


"I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab of the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile before my hands start shaking. Now why would I know that? How can I know that and not know who I am? "

[PAH]

We've gone on holiday by mistake!

[Applies to many this weekend who could be here instead. Such poor judgement on one of our behalf.]

[vetran]

I don't mind a parasite. I object to a cut-rate one.

How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Some day they may be scarce.

I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

I didn’t mean to call you a meatloaf, Jack! (Jenny Agutter -Shower, mmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!)


Payback's a bitch, ain't it?

I have got to get me one of these!



You have the manners of a goat. And you smell like a dung-heap!

I apologize for calling your wife a bloated warthog, and I bid you good day.

The donkey lives longer because he's more useful.

My friend, you have two ways to leave this establishment; immediately or dead.

I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.

[Buffoon]

Brian: "You are all individuals"
Crowd: "Yes! We are all individuals!"

Gets me every time.

The character that goes: "I'm not" is the real gag. It's lost on almost everyone.

[Gunnery Sergeant Highway]

I've drank more beer, pissed more blood, and banged more quiff than all you numb-nuts put together

[RSoles]

"It's a clusterf u c k "

"this doesn't mean we'll be swapping spit in the shower"

Same film
RS

[PAH]

Quality film

I've a feeling it's not one of the 3 minute wonders on Channel4?

[Swiss Tony]

Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!

Right. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting. You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite. Fanny by the gaslight. Take a bag, c'mon take a bag. I took a bag home last night. Cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. Don't think because these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you lot today, I'd make more money with me measuring tape. Here, one price. Ten pound.
Eddie: Did you say ten pound?
Bacon: Are you deaf?
Eddie: That's a bargain. I'll take one.
Bacon: Squeeze in if you can. Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. They call it walking. You want one as well, darling? You do? That's it. They're waking up. Treat the wife. Treat your friend's wife. It's a lot more fun if you don't get caught. Hold on. You want one as well? Okay, darling, show me a bit of life then. It's no good standing out there like one o'clock half-struck. Buy them, you better buy them. These are not stolen, they just haven't been paid for, and we can't get them again. They've changed the bloody locks. Here. One for you. It's no good coming back later when I've sold out. "Too late, too late" will be the cry when the man with the bargains has passed you by. If you got no money on you now, you'll be crying tears as big as October cabbages.
Eddie: Bacon, cozzers!
Bacon: Sh*t.

Quality film