Condom testers wanted...

[zeitghost]

Like it says...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/6507611.stm

[The Lone Gunman]

You have to work a week in hand first mind .




It's a very old joke, but someone had to do it.

[wonderwaif]

""The idea is to create a massive panel of testers who can try Durex condoms, have sex and then give us feedback about their experiences - in strictest confidence, of course," a Durex spokeswoman said. "

Anybody know if you are allocated a partner, or do you get to choose from the database?

[EternalOptimist]

""The idea is to create a massive panel of testers who can try Durex condoms, have sex and then give us feedback about their experiences - in strictest confidence, of course," a Durex spokeswoman said. "

Anybody know if you are allocated a partner, or do you get to choose from the database?

True story.

I was in a queue at the window of a petrol station in Liverpool about ten years ago.
Just in front was a 'lady of the night', mini skirt, loads of perfume etc.

She says 'Packet of durex please like'
he says 'Sorry love we dont sell em anymore'

pause

she says 'er a packet of wrigleys then like'
I laughed so hard I nearly peed, she just looked at me and shrugged

[xoggoth]

I didn't understand this bit:-

Durex sales in the six months until September 2006 increased by 7% compared with the same period in the previous year, driven by a surge in sales of personal devices and lubricants.

So you need a condom to stick vibrators up yer bits now? Is there some new health scare I haven't heard of ?

[sasguru]

True story.

I was in a queue at the window of a petrol station in Liverpool about ten years ago.
Just in front was a 'lady of the night', mini skirt, loads of perfume etc.

She says 'Packet of durex please like'
he says 'Sorry love we dont sell em anymore'

pause

she says 'er a packet of wrigleys then like'
I laughed so hard I nearly peed, she just looked at me and shrugged

Sally-Anne moonlighting, perhaps?