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Previously on "Condom testers wanted..."

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  • sasguru
    replied
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist
    True story.

    I was in a queue at the window of a petrol station in Liverpool about ten years ago.
    Just in front was a 'lady of the night', mini skirt, loads of perfume etc.

    She says 'Packet of durex please like'
    he says 'Sorry love we dont sell em anymore'

    pause

    she says 'er a packet of wrigleys then like'
    I laughed so hard I nearly peed, she just looked at me and shrugged





    Sally-Anne moonlighting, perhaps?

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  • xoggoth
    replied
    I didn't understand this bit:-

    Durex sales in the six months until September 2006 increased by 7% compared with the same period in the previous year, driven by a surge in sales of personal devices and lubricants.
    So you need a condom to stick vibrators up yer bits now? Is there some new health scare I haven't heard of ?

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  • EternalOptimist
    replied
    Originally posted by wonderwaif
    ""The idea is to create a massive panel of testers who can try Durex condoms, have sex and then give us feedback about their experiences - in strictest confidence, of course," a Durex spokeswoman said. "

    Anybody know if you are allocated a partner, or do you get to choose from the database?
    True story.

    I was in a queue at the window of a petrol station in Liverpool about ten years ago.
    Just in front was a 'lady of the night', mini skirt, loads of perfume etc.

    She says 'Packet of durex please like'
    he says 'Sorry love we dont sell em anymore'

    pause

    she says 'er a packet of wrigleys then like'
    I laughed so hard I nearly peed, she just looked at me and shrugged





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  • wonderwaif
    replied
    ""The idea is to create a massive panel of testers who can try Durex condoms, have sex and then give us feedback about their experiences - in strictest confidence, of course," a Durex spokeswoman said. "

    Anybody know if you are allocated a partner, or do you get to choose from the database?

    Leave a comment:


  • The Lone Gunman
    replied
    You have to work a week in hand first mind .




    It's a very old joke, but someone had to do it.

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  • zeitghost
    started a topic Condom testers wanted...

    Condom testers wanted...

    Like it says...

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/6507611.stm

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