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Condom testers wanted...
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It's a very old joke, but someone had to do it.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
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""The idea is to create a massive panel of testers who can try Durex condoms, have sex and then give us feedback about their experiences - in strictest confidence, of course," a Durex spokeswoman said. "
Anybody know if you are allocated a partner, or do you get to choose from the database?Boom boom boom boom
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True story.Originally posted by wonderwaif""The idea is to create a massive panel of testers who can try Durex condoms, have sex and then give us feedback about their experiences - in strictest confidence, of course," a Durex spokeswoman said. "
Anybody know if you are allocated a partner, or do you get to choose from the database?
I was in a queue at the window of a petrol station in Liverpool about ten years ago.
Just in front was a 'lady of the night', mini skirt, loads of perfume etc.
She says 'Packet of durex please like'
he says 'Sorry love we dont sell em anymore'
pause
she says 'er a packet of wrigleys then like'
I laughed so hard I nearly peed, she just looked at me and shrugged
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I didn't understand this bit:-
So you need a condom to stick vibrators up yer bits now? Is there some new health scare I haven't heard of ?Durex sales in the six months until September 2006 increased by 7% compared with the same period in the previous year, driven by a surge in sales of personal devices and lubricants.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Sally-Anne moonlighting, perhaps?Originally posted by EternalOptimistTrue story.
I was in a queue at the window of a petrol station in Liverpool about ten years ago.
Just in front was a 'lady of the night', mini skirt, loads of perfume etc.
She says 'Packet of durex please like'
he says 'Sorry love we dont sell em anymore'
pause
she says 'er a packet of wrigleys then like'
I laughed so hard I nearly peed, she just looked at me and shrugged
Hard Brexit now!
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