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Suggestions for elGordo’s last budget speech

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    #71
    Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
    If that's what it takes... Send the feckers back - that's what I say

    Cool - no more yanks in the country either then!!!
    The pope is a tard.

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      #72
      Originally posted by SallyAnne
      Cool - no more yanks in the country either then!!!
      Not if they sponge off the State, which my Mrs doesn't, absofeckinglutely not.
      The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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        #73
        Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
        Not if they sponge off the State, which my Mrs doesn't, absofeckinglutely not.
        Nah, she sponges off you
        The pope is a tard.

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          #74
          Originally posted by SallyAnne
          Nah, she sponges off you
          Which is up to me, surely.
          The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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            #75
            Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
            Which is up to me, surely.
            Bloody foreigners, coming in here, stealing our men.
            The pope is a tard.

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              #76
              Originally posted by SallyAnne
              Bloody foreigners, coming in here, stealing our men.
              Well quite After the resounding success of last Friday's dinner at Langar Hall, we're going here: http://www.hambletonhall.com/ a week on Saturday... Would invite you along, but I'm not sure if they do hotdog toasties
              The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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                #77
                Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
                Well quite After the resounding success of last Friday's dinner at Langar Hall, we're going here: http://www.hambletonhall.com/ a week on Saturday... Would invite you along, but I'm not sure if they do hotdog toasties


                Hey, I can be posh!!!

                We're going here www.rothleycourt.com all weekend (staying over, not just eating like a pikey)
                The pope is a tard.

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                  #78
                  Originally posted by SallyAnne


                  Hey, I can be posh!!!

                  We're going here www.rothleycourt.com all weekend (staying over, not just eating like a pikey)
                  How does one 'eat like a pikey'? Would that be in the front of a Transit tipper with a jack russel?

                  I was wondering how on earth you were going to get in there, but then I saw the RNIB logo...
                  The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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                    #79
                    Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
                    How does one 'eat like a pikey'? Would that be in the front of a Transit tipper with a jack russel?

                    I was wondering how on earth you were going to get in there, but then I saw the RNIB logo...
                    What's RNIB?
                    The pope is a tard.

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                      #80
                      royal national institute for the blind
                      Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                      I preferred version 1!

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