a non political and non racist funny picture (as is normal for me)

[sadkingbilly]

'm writing a C&W song, - so far my bike's left me, my dog's thrown itself off a bridge, and my woman's thrown a conrod.
am i missing anything???
cletus? - you out there??????
billybob?
bubba?

[sadkingbilly]

[vetran]

'm writing a C&W song, - so far my bike's left me, my dog's thrown itself off a bridge, and my woman's thrown a conrod.
am i missing anything???
cletus? - you out there??????
billybob?
bubba?

Humour as usual.

[Zigenare]

Humour as usual.

Perhaps this will appeal...

Back in the 1920s; Mrs. Goldstein decided to leave NY for a vacation in Miami Beach. She decided to make a reservation at the Marine Terrace Hotel (which at the time, infamously would not rent rooms to Jews or other minorities)

She got to the front desk and signs her name in the ledger. The clerk looks at her signature and says,

"Oh there must have been a mistake. You can't stay here."

"What do you mean?" she answers confused.

"Well, your last name is Goldstein. You can't stay here." To which he points to the sign saying 'No Jews'

"Oh, you think I'm Jewish? I'm not Jewish."

"Oh really? If that's the case, you can answer these questions...Who is our lord and savior?"

"Why, Jesus, of course..." she answers without hesitation.

"Uh huh. And where was he born?" the manager snidely asks.

"In the city of Bethlehem, In a manger."

"Uh huh. And why was he born in a manger?"

"Because a schmuck like you wouldn't rent a room to a nice Jewish couple!"

[vetran]

[WTFH]

[sadkingbilly]

[sadkingbilly]

[sadkingbilly]

[WTFH]