Ooer missus

[vetran]

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/lifest...t-man-26380599

Jeremy Clarkson might be on the brink of an ugly fallout with ITV - but 2,000 women have just ranked the TV star the UKs "sexiest man". The controversial Diddly Squat Farm owner beat off stiff competition with his pitchfork, with Gary Lineker ranking second, and I'm a Celeb jungle hunk Mike Tindall third.

[hairymouse]

How do you beat off someone with a pitchfork? As an American, that sounds really uncomfortable. Especially if Clarkson is holding the pitchfork, it might take a loooong time to get done.

[NigelJK]

I suspect that it has more to do with the recent airing of the new series of Clarkson's farm where the piglets die, showing his softer side.

[vetran]

How do you beat off someone with a pitchfork? As an American, that sounds really uncomfortable. Especially if Clarkson is holding the pitchfork, it might take a loooong time to get done.

Maybe ask NLyUK?