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Lying on the ground and slithering along like an earthworm would be even safer.bloggoth
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Vertigo is a bitch!Originally posted by xoggoth View PostLying on the ground and slithering along like an earthworm would be even safer.Comment
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It's an average so it's not the old people dying that makes the difference. It's more young people dying from drugs/alcohol and the Scotts generally being lower down on the Darwin evolution scale than the rest of population of the world.Originally posted by pr1 View Post
The provisional figures are an average for the three-year period 2020-2022.
I can't think of anything that might have killed off more old people in that sort of timeframe, mystery
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And there was me trying to be politeOriginally posted by northernladuk View Post
It's an average so it's not the old people dying that makes the difference. It's more young people dying from drugs/alcohol and the Scotts generally being lower down on the Darwin evolution scale than the rest of population of the world.
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