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what do you do if you get woken up by a cock before 7am?

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    what do you do if you get woken up by a cock before 7am?

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...noisy-7am.html

    Council tells chicken farmer to stop his cockerels from crowing after neighbour complained that one was too noisy before 7am
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    Do a Lorena Bobbitt on it.

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      #3
      The house next door is a small farm with chickens and geese. When we first moved in the Cockrel would crow at lots of strange hours but once the neighbour got a few more hens he hasn't been crowing at all, guess he's shagged out. We also get very fresh eggs at a very good price.

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        #4
        Used to have that problem long time ago. Neighbour just keeps chickens now.
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