Who do we know in Warwickshire?

[vetran]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-sex-doll.html

Police close off road for 31 hours after walker finds 'dead body' in woods - only to discover someone has dumped a 'dirty and overused' SEX DOLL

OK how do you define 'overused' in this context? Worn through the rubber? Stretched? we must know.

[courtg9000]

Yep im based in Warwickshire.

This just goes to show you all how utterly useless, inept and stupid Warwickshire Police and its staff actually are.
It would be better for the residents of Warwickshire if we did not have a police force.
I read a study that said that the average household in Warwickshire pays an average £47 a year from its council tax for incorrect, corrupt and poor policing.

It was probably one of the local squaddies who dumped it. Our country's biggest MoD arms stash for all services (Mod Kineton) is just down the road from that site and a major Warwickshire employer too.

[xoggoth]

I was in Warwickshire briefly a couple of weeks ago but it wasn't me. I'm more the sort of mean old perve who goes round looking for discarded sex dolls rather than dumping them.

[courtg9000]

I was in Warwickshire briefly a couple of weeks ago but it wasn't me. I'm more the sort of mean old perve who goes round looking for discarded sex dolls rather than dumping them.

I think you will find that the best dogging spots are the other side of the county or so I have been led to believe.

[JustKeepSwimming]

Officers were said to be hunting for clues from midday on Tuesday to 7pm the following evening.

Warwickshire Police said it had followed 'proper procedure'.

How is it not 'proper procedure' to confirm if it's a real body? Heaven forbid someone was laying unconscious.

If it looks like an overtime scam, smells like an overtime scam, it's probably an overtime scam.

[courtg9000]

How is it not 'proper procedure' to confirm if it's a real body? Heaven forbid someone was laying unconscious.

If it looks like an overtime scam, smells like an overtime scam, it's probably an overtime scam.

oh trust me Warwickshire Police make the Metropolitan Police look competent and the Met have Wayne Couzens et al!

[xoggoth]

Sorta opposite news:

https://metro.co.uk/2023/10/27/groun...733002/?ico=mo