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10 August 2023, 15:19

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...vacuation.html

An Austrian supermarket was evacuated after the store manager reportedly spotted a banana-loving spider capable of causing permanent erections in men.

The Penny shop in Krems an der Donau, 45 miles west of Vienna, remains closed since Tuesday over fears of the four-inch black and red spider.

Emergency services were called and warn the spider, still at large, may have been a highly venomous Brazilian Wandering Spider, known to reach Europe by hiding in bunches of bananas.

would that be a 'Brazilian Bollock lift'?

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10 August 2023, 15:26

banana-loving spider capable of causing permanent erections in men.

Bit like Salma Hayek then?

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10 August 2023, 15:57

Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Bit like Salma Hayek then?

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11 August 2023, 08:18

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Bit like Salma Hayek then?

She isn't a spider AFAIK
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11 August 2023, 08:32

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She isn't a spider AFAIK

But she has a Brazilian?

to be fair it was just a chance to see the video!

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