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all off to Austria boys?

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    all off to Austria boys?

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...vacuation.html

    An Austrian supermarket was evacuated after the store manager reportedly spotted a banana-loving spider capable of causing permanent erections in men.

    The Penny shop in Krems an der Donau, 45 miles west of Vienna, remains closed since Tuesday over fears of the four-inch black and red spider.

    Emergency services were called and warn the spider, still at large, may have been a highly venomous Brazilian Wandering Spider, known to reach Europe by hiding in bunches of bananas.
    would that be a 'Brazilian Bollock lift'?
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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    banana-loving spider capable of causing permanent erections in men.
    Bit like Salma Hayek then?
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      #3
      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

      Bit like Salma Hayek then?
      oh Yessssssssssssssssssss

      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #4
        Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

        Bit like Salma Hayek then?
        She isn't a spider AFAIK

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          #5
          Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

          She isn't a spider AFAIK
          But she has a Brazilian?

          to be fair it was just a chance to see the video!
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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