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Previously on "all off to Austria boys?"

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

    She isn't a spider AFAIK
    But she has a Brazilian?

    to be fair it was just a chance to see the video!

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

    Bit like Salma Hayek then?
    She isn't a spider AFAIK

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

    Bit like Salma Hayek then?
    oh Yessssssssssssssssssss

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  • northernladuk
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    banana-loving spider capable of causing permanent erections in men.
    Bit like Salma Hayek then?

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  • vetran
    started a topic all off to Austria boys?

    all off to Austria boys?

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...vacuation.html

    An Austrian supermarket was evacuated after the store manager reportedly spotted a banana-loving spider capable of causing permanent erections in men.

    The Penny shop in Krems an der Donau, 45 miles west of Vienna, remains closed since Tuesday over fears of the four-inch black and red spider.

    Emergency services were called and warn the spider, still at large, may have been a highly venomous Brazilian Wandering Spider, known to reach Europe by hiding in bunches of bananas.
    would that be a 'Brazilian Bollock lift'?

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