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    Death to the invaders!

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...subsidies.html
    Farmers could be paid to kill grey squirrels under plans to rid Britain of the invasive species in post-Brexit revamp of subsidies
    • The new environmental scheme will reward farmers for conserving nature
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
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    The dollar AKA a buck, came about when rabbits were sold for $1 I was wondering if a £1 reward was given for a dead squirrel, the pound would be AKA as a squirrel.
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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      #3
      Time to invest in Squirrel farms.

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        #4
        Squirrel jerky anyone?

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          #5
          From watching Clarkson, badgers are a bigger worry.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            It didn't work the last time they tried it: a bob a tail.

            https://www.animalaid.org.uk/wp-cont...ysquirrels.pdf
            When the fun stops, STOP.

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              What? Nobody mentioned atW yet?
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
              John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                What? Nobody mentioned atW yet?
                shush we don't want to alert the fifth columnists!
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  Originally posted by vetran View Post

                  shush we don't want to alert the fifth columnists!
                  Especially the ones with snow on their boots.
                  When the fun stops, STOP.

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                    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                    Squirrel jerky anyone?
                    Aren't they just rats with bushy tails?
                    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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